For any Christian out there even remotely tempted to go and see the Noah Movie when it comes out next week, I would strongly recommend you to read this review first.
I'd warn that it contains spoilers except that it sounds like the director has managed to do all the spoiling himself on this one.
In addition to all the rock monsters we are apparently also to be treated to a stowaway- yes, that's a stowaway aboard the ark.
My guess is that it will turn out to be Leonardo DiCaprio and that he will end up falling madly in love with Kate Winslet.
Definitely staying in and washing my hair that night.